Tuesday, June 19, 2007

This was the toast I gave at Mr. and Mrs. Garlands wedding.

One of our family's favorite movie is My Big Fat Greek Wedding. At the end the father of the bride gives this speech where he says that the name of the husband comes from the greek word that means apple and the name of the his family comes from the greek word for orange. He says that they are both different, but in the end they are all fruit. Garland means a a wreath and Pruitt means proud. So Eric, take this beautiful flower and wear her proudly.

Monday, June 11, 2007

A man walked up to another man and asked," Brother are you saved? Brother are you saved?"

The man doesn't say anything but starts to write on a piece of paper. The man who had asked the question asked again," Brother are you saved? Brother are you saved?"

The man looks up and hands the piece of paper to the man. "Here are a lists of names of my closest family and friends. Go ask them if I am saved."